Teezo Touchdown – Rock, Paper, Strippers! Lyrics

Rock, Paper, Strippers! Lyrics by Teezo Touchdown

I think she’s from Port Author
I fly her out to Florida
With much respect
I pay the check
Cause she’s somebody’s daughter
Don’t ask me what I bought her
You’ll see it when she parks it
Don’t ask me what I bought her
You’ll hear it when it’s barking

She know that I’m a player
I know she don’t be playing
When you decide to play the game
Just grab me by my hand

Winner! (goes shopping)
Loser! (I’m dropping)
Winner! (Get sponsored)
Loser! (I’m swapping)
Winner! (Gets iced out)
Loser! (Gets “bye-bye now” ‘d)
Winner! (Gets flyed out)
Loser! (Gets no flying miles)

Rock, Paper, Strippers! (x4)

Kali
Rock! (x13)
Rock, Paper, Strippers!

I think she’s a New Yorker
She flew across the water
“With due respect
I have a check” she says
When I make offers

Don’t ask me what I bought her
You’ll see it on the carpet
Don’t ask me who I’m wearing
You’ll smell it when I spark it

She know that I’m a player
I know that she don’t play that
When you decide to play the game
Just grab my hand
And say that!

Winner! (goes shopping)
Loser! (I’m dropping)
Winner! (Get sponsored)
Loser! (I’m swapping)
Winner! (Gets iced out)
Loser! (Gets “bye-bye now” ‘d)
Winner! (Gets flyed out)
Loser! (Gets no flying miles)
Rock, Paper, Strippers! (x4)

Rock (x13)
Rock, Paper, Strippers!

Welcome to the annual Rock Paper Strippers Championship Duuuuuuueeeeeeeeel!

Winner! (goes shopping)
Loser! (I’m dropping)
Winner! (Get sponsored)
Loser! (I’m swapping)
Winner! (Gets iced out)
Loser! (Gets “bye-bye now” ‘d)
Winner! (Gets flyed out)
Loser! (Gets no flying miles)

Rock, Paper, Strippers! (Strippers) (x8)

Skrippa, skrippa, skrip! (x6)
Skrippa, skrippa, skr-

Rock, Paper, Strippers!